Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.
COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!
These days, “getting lucky” means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT!
I’d like to THANK whoever saw a bunch of cherries and thought.... HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!
I’d like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them “BEANS”, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!
Common sense is a tool that isn't in everyone's shed.
They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!
Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!
If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.
INTEGRITY...Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what’s right rather than what’s in it for you.
I don’t care who you love, what you believe, how you look, where you’re from or what you do. If you are a good hearted person, you’re good in my books!
Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It’s FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and strengthens the immune system! It eases your mind,...
LIFE never really ends... It just changes. You never lose your loved ones, you gain guardian angels.
Your opinion should be based on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears & feel with your own heart.
I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.
No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.
If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you've gone too far.
The things you should value most in this life are NOT things.
Sometimes the MOM who's always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER.
