Quotes by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

About Susan Elizabeth Phillips:

Susan Elizabeth Phillips is a romance novelist from the United States.
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Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.

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Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn’t love her back?

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You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

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Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.

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If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

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I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people's problems actually cheers me up.

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Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

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I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.

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She threw up her hands. "All right. Why not?" Why not?" Sure." His arms fell to his sides. "That's it? I pour my heart out. I love you so much I've got freakin' tears in my eyes. And all I get in return is 'Why not'?" What did you expect? Am I suppos...

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I was kidding. Even I'm not that promiscuous. You guru people have no sense of humor.” “I'm not a guru people, and I happen to have a very well developed sense of humor. Why else would I still be talking to you?

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When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

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He’d lapped at her ankles like a lovesick pup, and she’d been exactly what she was now, a woman born too beautiful and too rich to worry about a small thing like integrity.

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It was a bitch living with your old English teacher, especially when your old English teacher wasn’t old at all, and he had exactly the kind of body that most appealed to her, tall and lean, broad in the shoulder, narrow at the hip. Then there was ...

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In case you’re not bright enough to figure it out, there’s a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your phone. I lie, and your conscience stays clear.

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Hold it right there. The only agreement we ever had was that you intended to make me as miserable as possible, and I intended to courageously make the best of an intolerable situation like valiant Southern women have always done.

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You try spending six months sitting at somebody's bedside, waiting for them to die and then tell me that the happy-ending love story isn't one of God's good gifts.

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Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

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Colin : “Perhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women.” Sugar Beth : “Well, that sure does leave me out.” Colin : “Exactly. With agreeable women, I’m unendingly considerate. Gallant even.” Sugar Beth : ...

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The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out.

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Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.

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You don’t live life. You act it.

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Author Bio

  • NameSusan Elizabeth Phillips
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • BornDecember 11, 1948
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Novelist