About Steven Wright:
Steven Alexander Wright is an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
Steven WrightI had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
Steven WrightWhen I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
Steven Wright