About Steven Wright:
Steven Alexander Wright is an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven WrightI was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
Steven WrightMy friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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