About Steve Voake: Steve Voake is a successful English children's author from Midsomer Norton, Somerset, whose books have sold all over the world.
Relax. They're not going to kill us. They're going to TRY and kill us. And that is a very different thing.
Mind you, I'm a fine one to talke. I mean, I killed myself and just look at me now: I'm a qualified pilot, I can escape from a cockpit in five metres of water and I'm halfway up a mountain with a nutty gymnast who wants to chuck herself off the edge.
Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.
Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times." Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?" "Simple," said Mump. "One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Tw...
