Quotes by Stanley Victor Paskavich

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I'd love to live forever except the person that made this game board has a tendency to occasionally knock some pieces off

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Old age is catching up with me, or am I catching up with it?

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Biology includes the study of the human death which began when you took your first breath

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Once that ship has sailed don't hold on to the anchor

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I don't know which I hate most my bills or the money I pay them with...

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If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass

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Television isn't any longer the only way to fame, all you need is the internet to break into the game

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Basically all the religions,sciences and powers of the world boil down to a simple truth. The Best Story Teller will win in the end!

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You'll notice you don't have both feet on the ground when you don't have any friends around

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I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

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If every Genius has a touch of Madness, does every Normal person have a touch of Ignorance ?

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Every one wants to be a Genius. But only the brave choose to go mad to get there...

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I wonder if every genius has a touch of madness, does everyone that's normal have a touch or retardation?

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If I say I'll help you I'll help you. If I say I'll kill you I'll kill you. Everything else is ripples of maybe.

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When people tell me to go fly a kite I tell them to go dig a ditch. They say "why dig a ditch"? I say because I want to be closer to Heaven than you.

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I'll take a Cheezy Burger and a shake full of smiles to go.

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I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.

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I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.

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For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Lunar Eclipse doesn't that sound like a car you can only drive at night?

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My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

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