Quotes by Simon Palmer

About Simon Palmer:

Simon Palmer is an English DJ from Cumbria, England, currently residing in Donnybrook, Dublin in Ireland. He presents the radio show Back2Basics, which airs on RTÉ Pulse. It is Ireland's only weekly all-vinyl radio show and was the first vinyl show to appear on RTÉ since the 1990s.[citation needed] Back2Basics formerly aired on Dublin South FM and NRG FM from July 2012 to December 2013.
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No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can imagine.

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Reaching for the basket of sex accoutrements, she took a thin, red tube, squeezed some clear gel onto her fingertips and returned to fondle his balls. “What’s that?” he asked, feeling a warm, tingling sensation around his genitals. “You not t...

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THE PLAQUE read HARVEY GOULD, P I. It was the middle of the day, but the blinds were closed. Inside a desktop sat flanked by three non-matching chairs, a creased, leather sofa and a bookcase full of fiction. A middle-aged man lay back with a pair of ...

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HAVING NEVER taken a decent holiday before, I decided on a trip to Thailand, booked a flight and flew out the following week. Mate, I loved it. The friendly people, the food, the females!

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I noticed some scratch marks and faded blood stains high up on a wall. “What happened there?” “An inmate must have tried to escape. I saw a guy use two suction devices like the ones used to carry glass sheets to help lever himself up. He reache...

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Author Bio

  • NameSimon Palmer
  • DescriptionBritish DJ
  • CountryUnited Kingdom