I won't play a teenager.
You know what worries me? Interacting with the kids. I'm afraid that's when my Tourette's will kick in.
We have been so pleased with the response to our unique schools in the Nashville area, and we are confident that other areas will embrace our concept, as well.
I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.
My parents won’t let me have a motorcycle, but they give me all the guns I want. I asked them for a motorcycle last Christmas and they told me I’d only kill myself. They got me this twelve-gauge instead.
I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the st...
In France, everyone speaks French 'cause they think it's cool. Gives 'em, gives 'em an excuse to smoke.
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.
When you are not treated seriously, you develop comically. Its sense of oneself is so fractured and fragile that it's like the picked-on kid who has to become funny.
I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?'
When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.
I guess chemistry is just another word for love.
I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy.
A lot of gay men are in delusion if they think they're super macho.
If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.
