About Scott Dikkers:
Scott Dikkers is a comedy writer and filmmaker. He was a founding editor of The Onion, and current Vice President Creative Development for the publication. He co-owned The Onion from 1989–2001, and is the publication's longest-serving editor-in-chief, holding the position from 1988–1999 and 2005–2008.
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.
Scott Dikkers