Quotes by Sarah Silverman

About Sarah Silverman:

Sarah Kate Silverman is an American stand-up comedian, writer, producer, actress, voice actress and singer. Her satirical comedy addresses social taboos and controversial topics, such as racism, sexism and religion, having her comic character endorse them in an ironic fashion.
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My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the woodstove, sobbing. He just held m...

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I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

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Some people need Hell. If you’re the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, “Hey, now there’s something I could rape and kill without any consequences,” then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of tro...

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To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that in the not-too-distant future, all the races will become so completely interbred that humanity will have a monolithic car...

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I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

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I like my life alone.

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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

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When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.

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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.

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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

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Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

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You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.

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I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.

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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

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You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

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Author Bio

  • NameSarah Silverman
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian and actress
  • BornDecember 1, 1970
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Comedian; Singer; Voice Actor