Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

About Sandra Bernhard:

Sandra Bernhard is an American comedian, singer, actress and author. She first gained attention in the late 1970s with her stand-up comedy in which she often bitterly critiques celebrity culture and political figures. Bernhard is number 97 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 greatest standups of all time.
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The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.

Sandra Bernhard

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

Sandra Bernhard

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

Sandra Bernhard

I don't believe in karma.

Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Sandra Bernhard

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.

Sandra Bernhard

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.

Sandra Bernhard

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Sandra Bernhard

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

Sandra Bernhard

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

Sandra Bernhard

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.

Sandra Bernhard

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

Sandra Bernhard

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

Sandra Bernhard

Author Bio

  • NameSandra Bernhard
  • DescriptionAmerican actress
  • BornMay 6, 1955
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Singer