Quotes by Samantha Bee

About Samantha Bee:

Samantha Bee is a Canadian comedic actress and author best known as a cast member on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. In 2012, Bee surpassed Stephen Colbert as The Daily Show??'?s longest-serving regular correspondent of all-time. In 2015 she departed the show after 12 years, to start her own show.
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Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!

Samantha Bee

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

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The best part about poker is there's no down side.

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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.

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I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.

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You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.

Samantha Bee

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.

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Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.

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I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.

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There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.

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I am a cookbook fanatic.

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I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

Samantha Bee

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.

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I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

Samantha Bee

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.

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I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

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It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

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I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some ...

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My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.

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Author Bio

  • NameSamantha Bee
  • DescriptionCanadian comedic actress and author
  • BornOctober 25, 1969
  • CountryCanada
  • ProfessionJournalist; Actor