Quotes by Robert Klein

About Robert Klein:

Robert Klein is an American stand-up comedian, singer and actor.
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.

Robert Klein

But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there.

Robert Klein

Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

Robert Klein

The Broad research center represents the highest quality model of what Proposition 71 should be funding.

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I have what we call a 'symphony act.' I'm the only comedian, I think, in the country that does it.

Robert Klein

My 1974 album 'Mind Over Matter' was a detailed thing about Watergate. I always had some righteous indignation.

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I wrote my book 'The Amorous Busboy Of Decatur Avenue' completely like a writer does, writing it down, re-writing everything. But in my stand-up, I improvise initially, never questioning it too closely.

Robert Klein

The '50s were terrifying with nuclear bomb stuff but boring in a social way, and then the '60s were happening, and remember, there was no AIDS.

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I have a work-out regime; I am not a maniac. It sounds cliche, but stand-up comedy, doing a one-man show, helps keep me young, and yes, it is exhausting, but I don't collapse.

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When I started, there was no comedy community, no comedy industry; there were comedians.

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I was brought up at 3525 Decatur Avenue, in the north Bronx, right next to Woodlawn Cemetery.

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I did the first HBO special ever in 1975 at Haverford College. Cable was new then: HBO was a Time-Life entity, with maybe 400,000 or 500,000 subscribers and maybe 50 employees.

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I'm not against profanity. It's an important part of the language when used properly.

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In some articles written about me, writers have said I'm a link between the old and the new, and I think, in a certain sense, that's legitimate.

Robert Klein

Comedy has lost its eloquence.

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My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

Robert Klein

I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran in the family.

Robert Klein

There are certain families who absolutely incorporate their nanny as part of the family, and there are other people, and there are codes for this, when they call in, they say, 'I am really not looking for a friend.' It is clear they will not be membe...

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I love live theater. I get my rocks off by doing stand-up, and I am the only actor. But to show up eight times a week and not have that time for myself; to do someone else's lines? When I work for Wendy Wasserstein or Terrence McNally, Neil Simon or ...

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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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Author Bio

  • NameRobert Klein
  • DescriptionAmerican actor and comedian
  • BornFebruary 8, 1942
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionScreenwriter; Film Producer; Actor; Television Actor; Film Actor; Singer