About Ricky Gervais: Ricky Dene Gervais is an English comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and musician.
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
Where there's a will - there's a relative!
Why buy a book when you can join a library.
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit bac...
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Do unto others…’ is a good rule of thumb. I live by that. Forgiveness is probably the greatest virtue there is. But that’s exactly what it is - a virtue. Not just a Christian virtue. No one owns being good. I’m good. I just don’t believe I�...
It’s a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It’s the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.
I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.
Science seeks the truth. And it does not discriminate. For better or worse it finds things out. Science is humble. It knows what it knows and it knows what it doesn’t know. It bases its conclusions and beliefs on hard evidence -- evidence that is...
You won’t burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.
Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: ‘Do this or you’ll burn in hell.
Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
