Quotes by Rachel Caine

About Rachel Caine:

Rachel Caine is a pen name of Roxanne Longstreet Conrad, an American writer of science fiction, fantasy, mystery, suspense, and horror novels. She also publishes media tie-in novels as Julie Fortune.
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„...And he doesn't like you to call him Mr. McStabby, you know." "Have you ever seen him cutting up that meat? He is like an artist with slicing. And that knife is as long as my arm. Mr. McStabby it is.

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Michael...Michael got bitten. And now he's a vampire. But he doesn't remember becoming one, and that's a big problem. So if you see him, don't, you know, hug. He bites. He doesn't mean it, though.

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This won't stop her from getting elected...Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.

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This won't stop her from getting elected," Shane said. "Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy." "I would like to think better of us," Claire said, "but yeah. You're right.

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It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

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Your personal dignity was always more important to you than mere emotion, wasn't it?

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I had no name for that particular hue of orange, other than unfortunate.

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Maybe she'd seen too many Japanese horror movies, and maybe it was just a tingle of warning from generations of superstitious ancestors, but suddenly she knew that what Alyssa wanted was not to be saved, but for Shane to join her. In death.

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Oh, come on. A vamp marrying a human gets the fanged ones all upset, and Eve made herself look like the ultimate fang-anger to all the humans by putting a ring on one, so what did you expect exactly? Flowers and parades? This is Texas. We're still fi...

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If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.

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When things seem calmest, that is the time you should fear the most, it's when you have the most to lose.

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Gear up, Warrior Princess. We've got some adventuring to do.

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In an insane world, sanity made very little sense. No one expected me to live, and therefore, I did. Always.

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Best to flee now, before the pitchforks and torches and scientists come calling.

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I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never create tension between one's footwear.

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Clarity confused me. I was far less forgiving and kind than the general state of disconnection in which I liked to live.

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I never did have much, so having it rough came with the territory. I was conditioned for it.

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You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?

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Don't worry...Someone will pay for your suffering. Heavily. With screaming.

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Could you maybe not admire the evil enemy quite as much, and focus on how we're going to get out of this?

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You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had.

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Author Bio

  • NameRachel Caine
  • DescriptionAmerican writer
  • BornApril 27, 1962
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionWriter; Novelist