Quote by: Paul Merton

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.


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Author Bio


  • NamePaul Merton
  • DescriptionBritish comedian
  • BornJuly 9, 1957
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionComedian; Actor