Quote by: Paul Merton

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?


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Author Bio


  • NamePaul Merton
  • DescriptionBritish comedian
  • BornJuly 9, 1957
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionComedian; Actor