About Paul Lynde: Paul Edward Lynde was an American comedian, actor and TV personality.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
My following is straight. I'm so glad.
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
