Quote by: Patton Oswalt

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.


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Author Bio


  • NamePatton Oswalt
  • DescriptionStand-up comedian
  • BornJanuary 27, 1969
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor