Quotes by Neil Simon

About Neil Simon:

Marvin Neil Simon is an American playwright and screenwriter. He has written more than thirty plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.
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Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." Blanche Somethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate

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Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

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[Y]ou're young. Young takes care of everything.

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I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

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New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

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Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18.

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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.

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If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.

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Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

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You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

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If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

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Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

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Author Bio

  • NameNeil Simon
  • DescriptionPlaywright, writer, academic
  • BornJuly 4, 1927
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionPlaywright; Screenwriter; Writer
  • AwardsPulitzer Prize For Drama