Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.

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A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.*

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Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

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To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

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Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.

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Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

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Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.

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Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

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Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

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Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.

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Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

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Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

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High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

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A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.

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Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.

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Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.

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Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.

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A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

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All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.

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The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

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