Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

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Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

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Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.

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Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

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If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

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Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.

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Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

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You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

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To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.

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To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.

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*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

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Two reasons why people hate and/or fight change: (1) People fear the unknown; and (2) There are always people profiting from how things are.

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He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

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A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

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Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave his lover for them.

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A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

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Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.

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Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.

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Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.

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When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

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For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

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