Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.

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A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.

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Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.

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In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

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Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture).

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For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth.

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A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

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For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

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Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

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While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego; it sure is good for his intellect.

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Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.

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In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.

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Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.

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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

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A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

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A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.

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Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.

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As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren.

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The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

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The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.

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You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

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