Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

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A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

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There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.

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Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.

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The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.

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To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

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In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.

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Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.

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Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

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Ambition is greed without makeup.

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*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

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Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.

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People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' … after they’ve paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.

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Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.

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Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem.

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To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

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To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate.

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Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?

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An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.

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A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.

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Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.

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