Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.
Employment was invented to make education seem useful.
Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby.
Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.
Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an end to xenophobia.
Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.
One man’s panic funds another’s picnic.
Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.
If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.
The religious worry about life after death at the expense of life before death.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.
You don’t tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man.
Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed.
Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action.
Speaking about work isn’t working.
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.
When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.*
To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
