When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.
As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.
A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.
Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.
Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.
Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.
If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.
When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.
A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.
Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking.
You can only be twice someone’s age once.
In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.
You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.
Every artist takes their final work to the grave.
A belief is an uneducated guess.
