Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.

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School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

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School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

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Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

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If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.

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Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

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With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.

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It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

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Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

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We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.

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If human beings weren’t ‘dumbable’ enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a handful of individuals.

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Being in a hurry is the father of stress and worry.

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To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

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A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.

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Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?

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The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.

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Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you.

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For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.

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Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.

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A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.

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