Juice is a poor man’s dessert.
Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.
Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.
Peanut butter is a poor man’s marmalade.
An afro is a poor man’s haircut.
Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.
Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.
Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly.
To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit; and (3) a few psychology books.
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.
Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.
There are more writers who read than readers who write.
To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
The more man studies, the less he loves reading
Philosophy is to a thinker … what push-ups are to a model.
Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.
A realist is a slave to reality.
Reality is in the hand of the masturbator.
Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.
Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
