It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.
If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.
A sensible speaker is a slave to making sense.
I do not qualify to be a model. I lack the necessary obedience.
Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.
A model is an actor without a voice.
Obedience is to a model … what a huge penis is to a male porn star.
There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.
Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.
A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
We do not have forever to say whatever. For with every single day that goes by, the odds of our opinion(s) being read or heard diminishes.
Life’s most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.
You cannot really get peace. You can only get rid of war.
Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen.
To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.
Man usually sees what he is looking for; seldom what he is looking at.
To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.
To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist.
Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs; when buying a newspaper.
The streets are a poor kid’s PlayStation™
Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve.
