Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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88% of what we call good songs aren’t really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.

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Memories rob us of the present.

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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

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To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

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The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.

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He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn’t choose where he was born; and where he was born didn’t choose him.

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A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.

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The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

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There’s a very fine line between being broke and being humble.

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A writer’s primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore’s is to make cents.

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Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.

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*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller’s chances of making more money from that customer in future.

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The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.

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There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people.

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A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.

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Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve

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Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

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Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.

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A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.

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Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before … without them noticing.

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An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

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