Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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In modeling, the colour of a man’s teeth is more important than his IQ.

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Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

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Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.

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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

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The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

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Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack.

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Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

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A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.

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An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.

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The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.

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12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

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Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

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An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.

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A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.

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A murderer is a killer without a uniform.

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It is foolish to teach a person a lesson by killing them. For they’d be too dead to learn anything.

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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

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A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

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The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.

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