Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.

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Life is a terminal illness.

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Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.

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Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.

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To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.

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Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

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*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

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A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

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A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.

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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

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Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

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A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.

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To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

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Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.

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12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter.

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Intellectually curious men become generalists. Intellectually lazy men settle for being specialists.

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You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.

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Some people are color-blind; some are intellectually-deaf.

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Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough.

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In modeling: He with better looks is more in demand than he who has read better books.

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It is better to read one intellectually challenging book every 12 months … than to read 12 entertaining books every month.

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