Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated' frees one from hypocrisy. 'Treat others as you would like to be treated' enslaves one with insincerity.
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
To gain height, lose all your tall friends.
Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you.
The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.
*Paying one’s last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral — and who doesn’t — is the deceased’s last worry.)
Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.
Time limps when you are not having fun.
The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.
Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.
Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.
The news is glorified gossip.
Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.
Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.
Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.
Multitudes speak of their first love; seldom about their last hate.
To a misogynist: To err is woman.
If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.
