Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

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In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.

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A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

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Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

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To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

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88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

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There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they’re currently in a dead relationship with, and, their attempting to revive a dead relationship.

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There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

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Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.

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Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

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A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

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Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.

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Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

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When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.

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To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

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12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

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Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.

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Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.

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We seldom look like the way we look like when people we like are looking.

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Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

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