Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

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Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

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Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

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When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).

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You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

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When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

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The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

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Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

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If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

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When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?

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Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

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A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

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Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

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Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

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Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.

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When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.

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When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)

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Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

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Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

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