Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Crime does not pay … if you get caught.

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A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

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Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.

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Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea.

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A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.

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A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.

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Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.

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I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.

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To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.

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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.

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To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

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Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

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A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.

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Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.

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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

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A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.

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When coming to sex: First served, first come.

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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

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If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday; valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.

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A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

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