Quotes by Mo Rocca

About Mo Rocca:

Maurice Alberto is an American humorist, journalist and actor. He is a correspondent for CBS Sunday Morning, the host and creator of My Grandmother's Ravioli on the Cooking Channel, and also the host of The Henry Ford's Innovation Nation on CBS.
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It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

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I bruise like a grape.

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Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.

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No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.

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I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

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I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.

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Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.

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I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.

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Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

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I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

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I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.

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I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

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Homemade sweaters are always itchy.

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Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that's not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It's the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chao...

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I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain grou...

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Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

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I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.

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Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

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I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.

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I am a kamikaze gadfly.

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Author Bio

  • NameMo Rocca
  • DescriptionAmerican comedian
  • BornJanuary 28, 1969
  • CountryUnited States Of America