Quotes by Miranda Hart

About Miranda Hart:

Miranda Katherine Hart Dyke is an English actress and comedian from the Hart Dyke family. Following drama training at the Academy of Live and Recorded Arts, Hart began writing material for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and making small appearances in various British sitcoms including Hyperdrive and Not Going Out
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I think, for a shy person - and I was very shy until my mid-20s - having been to an all-girls' school is not brilliant on the boyfriend front later. Because when I went to university, it was definitely like meeting a new species of people. Suddenly, ...

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By the age of 13, I knew I wanted to be a comedian like Morecambe and Wise. So, obviously, I thought I'd better start practising my interviews for Parkinson. Don't look shocked - I wasn't the only teenager to imagine that. Though I may have been the ...

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I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie. But not big, heavy, serious crying. I haven't done that for a while, which is a relief. More like a little welling up of joy.

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There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

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Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

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Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

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However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate attempt to impress the opposite sex lead to at best deep humiliation, I now feel extremely blessed that I wasn't.

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I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can.

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I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

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I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

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I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

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I hate talking about my height, because I don't feel like a tall person... When I see a tall woman, I'm always slightly like, 'Whoa.' It looks weird, but that could be because of my complex about it, my worry over whether it's womanly to be that tall...

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If I had had plastic surgery, I would have asked for something better than the face you are seeing! I actually really hate plastic surgery when it's just for aesthetics and anti-ageing. I think ageing is beautiful and expressive and characterful.

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I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's going to end up on national television.

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I'd like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter.

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I'm not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I'm so happy that I'm not. I've seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop ...

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We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles.

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I kiss, but I don't tell.

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My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

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My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic.

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Author Bio

  • NameMiranda Hart
  • DescriptionEnglish actress, comedian, and writer
  • AliasesMiranda Katherine Hart Dyke
  • BornDecember 14, 1972
  • CountryUnited Kingdom
  • ProfessionActor; Television Actor; Comedian; Autobiographer