Quotes by Mike Epps

About Mike Epps:

Michael Elliot is an American stand-up comedian, actor, film producer, writer and rapper. He is best known for playing Day-Day Jones in Next Friday and its sequel, Friday After Next, and also appearing in The Hangover, as "Black Doug". He was the voice of Boog in Open Season 2 (the sequel to Open Season), but was replaced by Matthew J. Munn in Open Season 3. As of 2010, Epps was the executive producer on a documentary about the life story of a former member of Tupac Shakur's Outlawz, Napoleon: Life of an Outlaw. He is also known for playing L.J. in Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Resident Evil: Extinction in 2004 and 2007 respectively.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.

Mike Epps

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

Mike Epps

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

Mike Epps

They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the har...

Mike Epps

She didn't break his heart, but I feel like a man is supposed to be a man, he ain't supposed to be all involved in that. That's why she got sisters and friend for. Just show up with the ring and act right.

Mike Epps

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

Mike Epps

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

Mike Epps

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

Mike Epps

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.

Mike Epps

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

Mike Epps

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.

Mike Epps

You would be surprised of films that people just don't see. You know what I mean? I'm always working and I'm a film buff but I'm an old school film buff.

Mike Epps

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Mike Epps

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?

Mike Epps

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in...

Mike Epps

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

Mike Epps

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.

Mike Epps

I used to be a dusty little child.

Mike Epps

Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material.

Mike Epps

You know how Hollywood is: They just follow suit.

Mike Epps

Author Bio

  • NameMike Epps
  • DescriptionAmerican actor, musician and comedian
  • BornNovember 18, 1970
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Film Producer; Director