About Mickey Rivers:
John Milton "Mickey" Rivers is an American former baseball player who played in Major League Baseball from 1970 to 1984 for the California Angels, New York Yankees, and Texas Rangers. He was generally known as a speedy leadoff hitter who made contact and was an excellent center fielder, with a below-average throwing arm.
He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers