I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
She wanted to be a normal teenager again, to go to college and spend her nights reading and studying and watching Doctor Who reruns.
I've always wanted to be a journalist, but what am I going to do? Write articles about which movie star had the fat sucked from her ass and injected into her face? Which professional athlete just confessed to shooting steroids? The last celebrity bab...
A girl's gotta get her glam on when the world turns its back on her.
