About Megan Boyle: Megan Boyle is an American writer and filmmaker.
i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party
my cat is always looking at me like i am forgetting something crucial and he depends on it
i wish cats could float around your head
shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator
For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny ...
most psychologists/philosophers we've learned about have experienced severe depressions, attempted suicide, were considered 'freaks' or 'insane' by their peers, locked themselves in their rooms, felt socially isolated, were either celibate or extreme...
i could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages
i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good
Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.
i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry
Anne has small superstitions which she uses to dispel anxieties. For instance, if she can make it to the fourth stain on the carpet by the time the elevator door closes, that means Nate has thought positively about her today, and there is a future wh...
i want to go to the gym and pretend the weight machines are drums and play the longest drum solo on them
