Quotes by Mark Russell

About Mark Russell:

Mark Russell is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody songs, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano.
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The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

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You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Mark Russell

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

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The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It real...

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I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

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I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

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If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

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We're just moving along as quick as possible.

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Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

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I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!

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Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody wit...

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People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

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You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game...

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Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.

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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

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Author Bio

  • NameMark Russell
  • DescriptionUnited States Marine
  • BornAugust 23, 1932
  • CountryUnited States Of America