About Mae West: Mary Jane "Mae" West was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.