It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really th...
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really intere...
Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
