About Lewis Carroll: Charles Lutwidge Dodgson is noted for his facility at word play, logic, and fantasy. There are societies in many parts of the world dedicated to the enjoyment and promotion of his works and the investigation of his life.
Alice, it took big, dumb Talon Dodo thirty seconds to get you so pissed about a poker hand pun that you were about to beat him to death with your cane.
The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.
When some smart ass asks you if you’re driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.’ You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it’s like lying.
If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.
I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we have a big country over in America too.
Yeah, well, when they say ‘You know it’s a long way, don’t you?’ what they really mean is: ‘You know it’d be faster if you just rode a kangaroo, don’t you?
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
We called him Tortoise because he taught us.
'What is the use of a book', thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'
I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.
His answer trickled through my head like water through a sieve.
But I was thinking of a way To multiply by ten, And always, in the answer, get The question back again.
Which form of proverb do you prefer Better late than never, or Better never than late?
