Everyone says it's wrong, 'drinking and driving', don't they. I can tell you two things that are far more dangerous than 'drinking and driving': 1. 'drinking'; 2. 'driving'. Do you know how many people were killed last year in Britain as a direct result of alcohol abuse?--thirty-five-thousand! Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of driving a car?--twenty-two-thousand! Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of drinking _and_ driving?--five-hundred! ::pauses:: I'm not taking any fuckin' chances! ::swigs his beer::