About Larry Gelbart: Lawrence Simon was an American television writer, playwright, screenwriter and author, most famous as a creator and producer of the record-breaking hit TV show M*A*S*H.
If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
One does not have humor. It has you.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.
