Quotes by Larry David

About Larry David:

Lawrence Gene is an American comedian, writer, actor, and television producer. He was the co-creator, with Jerry Seinfeld, of the television series Seinfeld, and was its head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1996. David has subsequently gained further recognition for the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm, also created by David, in which he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Larry David

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

Larry David

I don't have many friends.

Larry David

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Larry David

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Larry David

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.

Larry David

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.

Larry David

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

Larry David

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

Larry David

I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.

Larry David

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

Larry David

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.

Larry David

I don't like people cleaning my room.

Larry David

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

Larry David

Anytime I'm involved with anything that's well-received, it's a surprise to me.

Larry David

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.

Larry David

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

Larry David

I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.

Larry David

I'm not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

Larry David

Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate.

Larry David

Author Bio

  • NameLarry David
  • DescriptionAmerican stand-up comedian
  • AliasesLawrence Gene David
  • BornJuly 2, 1947
  • CountryUnited States Of America
  • ProfessionActor; Film Director; Television Director; Film Producer; Television Producer; Screenwriter; Author; Voice Actor; Comedian
  • AwardsWriters Guild Of America Award