Quotes by Kris Kidd

About Kris Kidd:

Kris Kidd is an American writer and model. He is best known for his darkly comedic and self-involved work. Often lauded for his openness and brutal honesty about his relationship with the modern world, he has been deemed as both a "social media wonderboy," and a "Wi-Fi obsessed wild child […] with a heightened sense of self-awareness." by LA Canvas His work focuses on themes of youth, substance abuse, and self-destruction.
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I dye my jeans jet black once a week, but they never seem dark enough. I bleach my hair bright white twice a month but it never seems light enough. I drink two and a half bottles of champagne every night but I never seem drunk enough. And I know I’...

Kris Kidd

In the mirror I stand, an injured deer in headlights, or maybe high beams, judging by the way my eyes water. I measure my wrists with my fingers, and I clutch at my rib cage, fingering it languidly, tracing the rise and fall of sharp bones until my h...

Kris Kidd

And, to be honest, if weed is a gateway drug, then I really did hop the fence, but sometimes I can’t help but miss the sticky-sweet warmth of a good old fashioned hot box.

Kris Kidd

My fingers are blistered and they smell like lighter fluid— like burnt tin foil and rusted silverware. Quick question: Is it still considered heroin chic if I’m actually using heroin? No? Whatever.

Kris Kidd

I drink Coke-zero while I score coke from an honors student in Huntington Beach.

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See, that’s the thing about L.A.— When you’ve mastered the art of feeling lonely in a room full of people, that’s when you know.

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The homeless dudes on Alameda all have legs any runway model would kill for, and sometimes I think of giving them money, but— I don’t know, I’ve got bills to not pay, and drinks to make people buy for me.

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My nose bleeds, and every comedown feels like an overdose. I try to make peace with God each time, but he shows no interest, and it reminds me of my dad, and I get so upset that I just have to do another line. Like I said, a cycle.

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I’ve memorized the best angles in the bathroom mirror from which to see how badly I’ve disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to zero.

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I need to move. I don’t fit in here. I almost tried a juice cleanse once, but quickly remembered that I could starve, and was starving, myself for free.

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Author Bio

  • NameKris Kidd
  • DescriptionAmerican model
  • BornAugust 2, 1993